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 on: December 17, 2014, 09:24:35 PM 
Started by Take_Thy_Word - Last post by Canis
I like the way you think OG!  ;D

 on: December 17, 2014, 09:08:13 PM 
Started by Take_Thy_Word - Last post by oldghost
Yelling help , help don't touch me works better . He'll run and everyone will believe you after all only guilt people run ?. ;D

 on: December 17, 2014, 03:48:01 PM 
Started by Take_Thy_Word - Last post by Draconis Rex
Careful Al, Jesus might not be a person, could be the guys dog......

 on: December 17, 2014, 03:30:49 PM 
Started by Take_Thy_Word - Last post by Alchymist
We need to have a bit of fun with these guys. They seem to mostly have nothing better to do than hang around bus and train stations and harangue unsuspecting passers-by; I've run into quite a few over the years, and usually just say "No thanks, I'm not interested", but really a bit of creativity is called for.

In future if someone asks "Have you found Jesus?", just give him a worried look and say "No, have you lost him? What does he look like? You should call the police and report him missing.... look, I can help you...." then haul out your cellphone and punch in a few random numbers. Then say "Police, please. Missing persons." By this time the guy is probably grabbing your arm and gibbering, but you just smile and say into the phone "I'm at the XXXXX bus station with this guy who says he's lost someone...... What's your name? And they want a full description......"

....Or trap him into an abstruse theological discussion; but in that case you really need to know your Bible, preferably better than he does ;D........

Blessed Be, TTW and everyone,


 on: December 17, 2014, 02:58:19 PM 
Started by Take_Thy_Word - Last post by Aunt Thora

 on: December 17, 2014, 01:18:50 PM 
Started by Take_Thy_Word - Last post by Take_Thy_Word
SUPER DUPER QUICK INTERNET SLANG LESSON FOR C_A: on the internet people use TL:DR  which stands for "to long didnt read" so  now you known  ;D

 on: December 17, 2014, 12:25:10 PM 
Started by Take_Thy_Word - Last post by C_A
I couldn't read it so I didn't.  I'm sure it was enthralling.

 on: December 17, 2014, 10:49:51 AM 
Started by Take_Thy_Word - Last post by Draconis Rex
You haven't been away all that long really TTW, it's nice to see you back with us anyway, welcome. :D

Obviously your hands were tied when you had your little "encounter"....LoL, personally I'd have hit the roof and pulled it down about the guys ears for such an assault.... Let's face it, that's what it was. There are some real loopy people out there... :-p

 on: December 17, 2014, 08:22:33 AM 
Started by Take_Thy_Word - Last post by Take_Thy_Word
And for my next trick i will make my self appear *poof, bang,crash* and viola.
So hi there TTC its me back again, sorry ive been away for so long but it wasn't without good reason... or fright. Okay now to why ive been gone, (short explanation) "i was in a Barnes noble, was stopped by a crazy christian, Prayed for me, read bible scriptures then he anointed me with a random oil that came out of his pocket" pretty freaky right. (long version) "it was like august and my family took a day trip to Baltimore, on the way back to a parking garage there was a Barnes and Nobels, so we decided to stop and go in, Of course me being the sly trouble magnet i am, i snuck of to the religious section where a man greeted me and asked me what i was looking for, I said paganism (like hulk hogan trapping a little bunny who just minds his own business, oh gosh im horrible with metaphors.) Then the dude gave me the usual sap story, paganism is of the devil, Christianity saved my life, blah blah blah, then this one specific thing he said got me, "my uncle was a pagan voodoo witch doctor" at that point i was ready to walk away, but wait no then he pulls out a bible and prayed for me and read scriptures to me and made me read some, then by the time he was done with that but still rambeling my family had found me and started cracking up laughing while makeing "lets go" gestures. When i felt he lecture me enough i said i really have to go now, he said okay but before you go, then he pulls out a roll on of some kind of oil then anoints "jesus" and a cross on my forehead, by now i have the reaction you all would have, "what the actual f$#k". so i went over to my family and they asked me what i was even doing over there of course i made up, "i was walking somewhere else but a book on paganism caught my eye because the cover was pretty, i dont even know what paganism is?" thankfully they bought it so i was safe for that part and thats pretty much the end of the story " after that event i was really thrown off of religion in general so i stop up until  october when i discovered things like pastafarianism, and the floating galactic teapot then things came full circle trying to figure out what i believed in, so here i am, So happy to be back ;D

 on: December 17, 2014, 02:26:58 AM 
Started by FireWillow - Last post by Alchymist
This thread hasn't been posted in for over a year, but there are some other, perhaps more recent, Internet sites that I have found of interest.


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