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Gimli

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Re: A Inspirational Quotes Fred.
« Reply #210 on: December 10, 2013, 10:20:59 PM »

House Rules For Pancakes

1) the Perfect Pancake goes to the one who made the pancakes.
2) No one eats until all the pancakes are cooked. If you do not believe that a hot buttery spatula can cause third degree burns, ask the E.R. doctor.
3) I do not take requests. If you want one shaped like an elephant/smiley face/cat, make your own.
4) No, there isn't anything else to go with them. Stop crying. Maple syrup is a fruit. It comes from a tree, doesn't it?
5) It says right on the yellow box, "Batter will be slightly lumpy." Shut up and eat your pancakes.
6) "Thank you, Mother, for loving us enough to make pancakes." Now was that so hard?
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Re: A Inspirational Quotes Fred.
« Reply #211 on: December 10, 2013, 10:34:28 PM »

Must put a true fave up though now!

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Re: A Inspirational Quotes Fred.
« Reply #212 on: December 11, 2013, 10:17:30 AM »

I like this one Gimli. ;)
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Re: A Inspirational Quotes Fred.
« Reply #213 on: December 11, 2013, 12:07:04 PM »

I really liked this one Gimli. Made me smile and chuckle cause the "no you move" part.
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Re: A Inspirational Quotes Fred.
« Reply #214 on: January 19, 2014, 01:47:58 PM »

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Re: A Inspirational Quotes Fred.
« Reply #215 on: January 19, 2014, 01:54:57 PM »

Seems like the right place, very nice quote :)
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Re: A Inspirational Quotes Fred.
« Reply #216 on: January 19, 2014, 04:05:31 PM »

Not really quotes, more like Famous Last Words, but here goes anyway.

"Follow me, I know the way, I've been here hundreds of times."

"Oh give it to me, I've had tons of experience with these things."

"Don't worry, my boy, the natives are friendly. All that jumping up and down and spear waving is just their way of welcoming visitors."

"Why are all those people waving and shouting at us?"

"It didn't go off, we'd better take a closer look."

"It's not loaded, see, if you just pull the trigger like this....."

"Look, I've been doing this for ten years, you think I don't know what I'm doing or something?"

"That knot'll hold a battleship...."

 - all from the extensive archives of that revered sage, Ann Onymous.

And finally:
"Now look what you made me do!"
                Oliver Hardy, from "Laurel and Hardy."

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Re: A Inspirational Quotes Fred.
« Reply #217 on: January 20, 2014, 02:08:15 AM »

One if my favorite last words is...." Oh you can't miss it " !!!
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Re: A Inspirational Quotes Fred.
« Reply #218 on: April 30, 2014, 01:16:31 PM »

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Re: A Inspirational Quotes Fred.
« Reply #219 on: April 30, 2014, 01:28:54 PM »

Oh so very true. ;D
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Re: A Inspirational Quotes Fred.
« Reply #220 on: April 30, 2014, 01:37:42 PM »

I couldn't agree more Drac. Now, where did I leave the saltpeter, charcoal, and sulfur?
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Re: A Inspirational Quotes Fred.
« Reply #221 on: April 30, 2014, 05:03:21 PM »

Love Terry Pratchett. Seriously, I love the guy and his witches.
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Re: A Inspirational Quotes Fred.
« Reply #222 on: April 30, 2014, 05:32:52 PM »

Yep, I'm a big fan too...  :D
 
My Daughter (Isis) picked up a copy of the Fifth Elephant for me second hand, it has Terry's autograph in it. Just a shame my name isn't Jon....LoL
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