God damn doom monkey, following me around an obscure little message board, that will REALLY ruin my day. Sorry I took the piss, I now understand how truly powerful and intelligent you are.
And of course, the cardinal rule, how dare a humble 40 posts be anything but cowed and sycophantic to a poster of your volume and stature.
"pet"? you are the one on a leash right now, dear. So, so funny.
Maybe our "obscure little message board" is just not up to your lofty standards. We are so sorry not to make the grade with you as you are so obviously sporting one of those 3 digit IQs. I'm not powerful, though I do retain some intelligence in my ancientness. I do know my path and my craft.
I also know when to stick my nose in to grown ups conversations or to insult someone I know absolutely nothing about. Usually after they've thrown the first stone. See I have no illusions about my glass house.
Not sure why you think I'm on a leash, I'm fully forum trained. I'm even smart enough to know that I can see my IP all the time and not make crass and immature accusations.
I'm so very happy I was able to amuse you, I wish I could say you did the same for me but unfortunately my humor has a higher calling.
Why don't you wander over and *G*A*S*P* make a productive or informative or maybe just an intelligent post if you think you're up too it.
Frankly, I haven't seen you show the ability yet, but I hold hope. Please, don't disappoint me.
Because after all lame troll is lame, it's just a given.
Oh and clean that "piss" you took up, the smell you know.
Thanks so much dearie