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Bri

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Re: My bad, we bad...
« Reply #15 on: June 14, 2012, 06:13:26 AM »

 I can't believe all the rednecks in this town,think I need to move to Denver so I can get supplies,me and my friend are traveling to Denver next month to get supplies,had a wiccan store here about 5 years ago and the rednecks closed it down,"hate rednecks".....
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Re: My bad, we bad...
« Reply #16 on: June 14, 2012, 06:35:40 AM »

You gotta knock off chewing those coca leaves mate - they're doing your head in.

Tell you what. Post your piccy in the What Do You Look Like thread and we'll all feel so much closer to you.

But srsly - you need to slow down love. It can;t be good for your heart.
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Re: My bad, we bad...
« Reply #17 on: June 14, 2012, 06:41:16 AM »

 I am a shadow I can't post....lol,I think its all the black magic that makes me far out lol
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Re: My bad, we bad...
« Reply #18 on: June 14, 2012, 06:48:32 AM »

Mmmmm - not sure about the black magic. Could be ADHD - Personally, I've never put much stock in the whole dark arts meme.
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Re: My bad, we bad...
« Reply #19 on: June 14, 2012, 06:52:37 AM »

 Dark arts easy to get in,hard to get out,I try to stay out,its like poison
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Re: My bad, we bad...
« Reply #20 on: June 14, 2012, 07:00:19 AM »

Well if your society's anything like it is here, you'll never find a virgin to sacrifice anyway, so it'll prolly be right.
Have a camomile tea - it's very calming.
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The Edge there's no honest way to explain it as the only people who really know where it is have gone over.

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Re: My bad, we bad...
« Reply #21 on: June 14, 2012, 01:15:57 PM »

Well if your society's anything like it is here, you'll never find a virgin to sacrifice anyway, so it'll prolly be right.

Here, too.  ;D
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Re: My bad, we bad...
« Reply #22 on: June 14, 2012, 04:17:23 PM »

I would probably be considered a redneck by a lot of folks.  Nice to know I am hated.  Damn,  I am a Wiccan too.
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Re: My bad, we bad...
« Reply #23 on: June 15, 2012, 06:30:40 AM »

I would probably be considered a redneck by a lot of folks.  Nice to know I am hated.  Damn,  I am a Wiccan too.

You might be a redneck if...

. . . you were acquitted for murdering your first wife after she threw out your Elvis 45's.

. . . you think watching professional wrestling is foreplay.

. . . your front porch collapses and four dogs get killed.

. . . you no longer drink wine ever since the screw cap got caught up your nose.

. . . you think that Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.

. . . that billboard that says, “Say No To Crack” reminds you to pull up your jeans.

. . . your wife's hairdo was ever ruined by a ceiling fan.

. . . you go to your family reunions looking for a date.

. . . you think a Volvo is part of a woman's anatomy.

. . . your Junior/Senior Prom had a Daycare.

. . . you've got more than three cousins named “Bubba”.

. . . you have an Elvis Jell-O mold.

. . . taking your wife on a cruise means circling the Dairy Queen.

. . . you've got more than one other named “Darryl”.

. . . you ever won first prize in a tobacco spittin' contest.

. . . on Thanksgiving Day you have to decide which pet to eat.

. . . you've ever come home and found crime scene tape across your front porch.

. . . your favorite entree is Spam barbecued on the grill.

. . . your child's first words were, “Attention K-Mart shoppers!”.

. . . your idea of high-quality entertainment is a six-pack and a bug-zapper.

. . . your whole family is Democrats except little Mary. She got to readin'.

. . . you think the last words to The Star Spangled Banner are “Gentlemen, start your engines.”

. . . you kissed your own wife at midnight at the New Year's Eve party.

. . . you've ever taken reading material into an airplane restroom.

. . . you've ever gotten an official letter of recognition from a tobacco or beer company.

. . . you vacuum the sheets instead of washing them.

. . . you've ever valet parked a snow plow.

. . . you've ever stood in line to have your picture made with a freak of nature.

. . . you break wind in public and blame it on your kid.

. . . you've ever had to siphon gas from your lawn mower to put into your truck.

. . . you've ever paid for a six-pack of beer with pennies.

. . . there are hubcap wind chimes anywhere on your block.

. . . you have a Bud Light pool-table light hanging over your dining room table.

. . . the strongest smell in your house is butane.

. . . you think paprika is a Third World country.

. . . you ask the preacher, “How's it hanging?”

. . . you go to a stock car race and don't need a program.

. . . you have a bumper sticker that says, “My mother's an honor student” at the local junior high.

. . . you think potted meat on a saltine is an hors d'oeuvre.

. . . you played the banjo in your high school band.

. . . the UFO hotline limits you to one call per day.

. . . your spring wardrobe mostly involves using scissors.

. . . your tires are worth more than your truck.

. . . you tried to claim “loss of teeth” as an exemption on your taxes.

. . . your daddy's legacy is a gun rack and Jerry Clower's autograph on a Stuckey's napkin.

. . . you bought your best pair of shoes off the impulse rack by the register.

. . . you think beef jerky and Moonpies are two of the major food groups.

. . . you take out a home improvement loan to buy a new camper shell.

. . . you and six of your neighbors split a cable bill.

. . . Jack Daniels makes your list of most admired people.

. . . you prefer car keys to Q-tips.

. . . you have a sign on your front door explaining house rules and liability.

. . . people don't recognize your car without a dead animal on the hood.

. . . your mailbox holds up one end of your clothesline.

. . . you participate in a “Who can spit tobacco the farthest?” contest.

. . . you know of at least six different ways to bend the bill of a baseball cap.

. . . you're not actually able to read The Richard Petty Story, but you do like to look at the pictures.

. . . you've ever had to appear in court because of your dogs.

. . . the front license plate of your car has the words “Foxy Lady” written in airbrush.

. . . your checks feature pictures of dogs fighting

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Re: My bad, we bad...
« Reply #24 on: June 15, 2012, 06:44:22 AM »

I hit three of them...tube top at a wedding (it was a scandal amongst the aunties - job well done I thought) mowed the lawn and found a car? Girl I've unearthed a feckin' GARAGE on occasions - and Johnny Cash picture over the fireplace....
and just WHAT precisely is red necky about The Man in Black? He was cool before it was cool to be!

LMAO

Oopse. 4 - you mean to tell me a hot tub ISN'T a stolen bathroom fixture? Well bugger me backwards!
(we call 'em spa baths)

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Re: My bad, we bad...
« Reply #25 on: June 15, 2012, 06:48:45 AM »

I had to change it those had too many repeats.  LOL

I'm with you though,  I had a good 10 or so marked.
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Re: My bad, we bad...
« Reply #26 on: June 15, 2012, 04:58:37 PM »

I am deff a redneck...  :-p
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Re: My bad, we bad...
« Reply #27 on: June 15, 2012, 07:34:23 PM »

 Sorry guys had a bad day should not said that something at work take it back
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Re: My bad, we bad...
« Reply #28 on: June 15, 2012, 07:44:16 PM »

 OH I like if you go to your family reunions looking for a date....I think I am a redneck because I want to know what the word "A" means when I read it.....my grammer lol
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Re: My bad, we bad...
« Reply #29 on: June 15, 2012, 07:47:36 PM »

OH I like if you go to your family reunions looking for a date....I think I am a redneck because I want to know what the word "A" means when I read it.....my grammer lol

You go to family reunions looking to date your Grammar?

Look mate, second cousins are one thing, but your Grammar -  isn't she a bit old for you?
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If you're going to be crazy, you have to get paid for it or else you're going to be locked up.

You better take care of me Lord, if you don't you're gonna have me on your hands.

The Edge there's no honest way to explain it as the only people who really know where it is have gone over.
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