If you put the federal government in charge of the Sahara Desert, in 5 years there'd be a shortage of sand.--Milton Friedman

Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself.--Mark Twain
I'll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.--Mae West

I had the right to remain silent... but I didn't have the ability.--Ron White

When you're born you get a ticket to the freak show. When you're born in America, you get a front row seat.--George Carlin
